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For general inquiries, please feel free to email us using the form below.

If it is an emergency, you should stop, drop, and roll.

To schedule a private appointment, please feel free to send an email or DM us. We love love our time with you!

Normally, we schedule out a week in advance, and reserve three hour blocks per appointment, although the record is currently at 7 hours, 39 minutes. Our attention to you is lavish, so we try to only schedule one per day. We are old, and we can only be charming for so long.

Mondays - Thursdays: Appointments taken 1-7 PM

Fri - Sunday Appointments taken 11-7 PM.

We are delighted to schedule you (and a small group—please no more than four friends /daughters/girlfriends/sister wives at a time—the store is not large, and we are still cleaning up after that bachelorette party) at the time of your choosing. The only holiday we observe is Arbor Day.

To follow us on Instagram, we are @theladybaltimore

To follow us on Facebook, click here The Lady Baltimore

We are located in Missoula, Montana.

Alas, that is as specific as we can be, so if you feel the need to write us, or send Linda From Accounting a love letter, please use email. However, we do support the ancient spinster art of epistolary communication, and encourage you to write many letters, as it is a lost art. Prisoners love getting letters. For real.