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The Lady Baltimore

You Are A Work Of Art. Dress Accordingly.

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Welcome to The House of Baltimore

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The Lady has absconded into the wilderness, and despite the lack of cell service or internet, darling Frank still managed to fall in with a bad crowd. They shall be returning in the middle of October, just as the leaves change color, and the cardigan

The Lady Baltimore has RULES, for good reason. Here @theladybaltimore we run a tight ship, except we hate ships, but do enjoy the word “coxswain.” Because it is Saturday, and because we are asking for your help, we shall extend the metaph

Your friend @theladybaltimore is a fabulous hostess, trophy wife, trophy ex-wife, patron of the arts, and amateur astronaut.
She is a terrible businesswoman.
Often, we are asked to clarify what @theladybaltimore is, and declare what it is not.
No t

Heat Stroke Or Lifetime Movie?

She would do anything to be popular.
Even KILL.
Who could have stabbed popular, beautiful Stacy to death? Anti-social Goth girl Monica? Angst-ridden Jill? Perhaps she owed @theladybaltimore for a super-cute tennis en

Heat Stroke Or Lifetime Movie?

Sorority girl Valerie becomes a surrogate mother for a married couple unable to conceive on their own. When the couple dies in a sketchy car crash, pregnant Valerie freaks out until grandmother Maureen, mother of the

Girl! We know you love a soap opera! Follow us IG @theladybatimore

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